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Me!! Me!! PICK ME!!!!


My goals in life are:-

-->paint a picture of a big random (well not so random) country on the bottom of the toilet so I have the satisfaction of "bombing" a country
-->become the uber anti-goth goth
-->convince vegetarians that meat is actually a plant that moves and eats other plants
-->hold the world to ransom with a dildo
-->slap bill gates in the face with a piece of bread
-->explode in my coffin at my funeral, then refuse to pay cleaning costs


In my limited amount of spare time:-

-->I eat lots, and I still can't put on any weight, not that I want to be a humanoid mini bus
-->I am the competitive rollerskater from 'nam, well more like New Zealand
-->I play wath flaming pois
-->I lurk on the net
-->I love to draw naked chicks


I have lots of strange little "quirks":-

-->I drink coffee in the shower
-->I like my bank and insurance company
-->I drive, legally
-->I want to be a stripper
-->my name spelled backwards is "ah satan"
-->I have 8 rats
-->I used to drum in a Jazz band
-->I do not drum anymore as a result
-->I am obsessed with sheep, even though I do not own one and never will
-->I used to play rugby when I was little
-->I own a 5 foot blow up penguin
-->I still drink milk out of a tommee tippee cup
-->I have a mini bass
-->I have bright green Jammies
-->I am secretly a geek
-->I like to clean my room








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