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Can I push in your stool?
That is not flash
Created on 2004-05-17 23:52:42 (#3182967), last updated 2006-11-03
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| Name: | you need to push my buttons to make me work |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-12-20 |
| Location: | Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) |
Me!! Me!! PICK ME!!!!
My goals in life are:-
-->paint a picture of a big random (well not so random) country on the bottom of the toilet so I have the satisfaction of "bombing" a country
-->become the uber anti-goth goth
-->convince vegetarians that meat is actually a plant that moves and eats other plants
-->hold the world to ransom with a dildo
-->slap bill gates in the face with a piece of bread
-->explode in my coffin at my funeral, then refuse to pay cleaning costs
In my limited amount of spare time:-
-->I eat lots, and I still can't put on any weight, not that I want to be a humanoid mini bus
-->I am the competitive rollerskater from 'nam, well more like New Zealand
-->I play wath flaming pois
-->I lurk on the net
-->I love to draw naked chicks
I have lots of strange little "quirks":-
-->I drink coffee in the shower
-->I like my bank and insurance company
-->I drive, legally
-->I want to be a stripper
-->my name spelled backwards is "ah satan"
-->I have 8 rats
-->I used to drum in a Jazz band
-->I do not drum anymore as a result
-->I am obsessed with sheep, even though I do not own one and never will
-->I used to play rugby when I was little
-->I own a 5 foot blow up penguin
-->I still drink milk out of a tommee tippee cup
-->I have a mini bass
-->I have bright green Jammies
-->I am secretly a geek
-->I like to clean my room

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My goals in life are:-
-->paint a picture of a big random (well not so random) country on the bottom of the toilet so I have the satisfaction of "bombing" a country
-->become the uber anti-goth goth
-->convince vegetarians that meat is actually a plant that moves and eats other plants
-->hold the world to ransom with a dildo
-->slap bill gates in the face with a piece of bread
-->explode in my coffin at my funeral, then refuse to pay cleaning costs
In my limited amount of spare time:-
-->I eat lots, and I still can't put on any weight, not that I want to be a humanoid mini bus
-->I am the competitive rollerskater from 'nam, well more like New Zealand
-->I play wath flaming pois
-->I lurk on the net
-->I love to draw naked chicks
I have lots of strange little "quirks":-
-->I drink coffee in the shower
-->I like my bank and insurance company
-->I drive, legally
-->I want to be a stripper
-->my name spelled backwards is "ah satan"
-->I have 8 rats
-->I used to drum in a Jazz band
-->I do not drum anymore as a result
-->I am obsessed with sheep, even though I do not own one and never will
-->I used to play rugby when I was little
-->I own a 5 foot blow up penguin
-->I still drink milk out of a tommee tippee cup
-->I have a mini bass
-->I have bright green Jammies
-->I am secretly a geek
-->I like to clean my room
*HUGS* TOTAL!
give oral_sex_legend more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own
Interests (111):
/dev/penis, 127.0.0.1, absinthe, albino water fowl, aleister crowley, anal erections, anti-gothness, anti-roadie, bass playing, beaches, black eye liner, blanket man, blow up dolls, boobies, cattle, chain, chicks, chocolate, cleaning, cleaning rat cages, clove ciggies, concerts, dave grohl, debian, diablo 2, dildos, dragons, drawing, dust puppy, eating, fairy lights, fang cleaning, fire dancing, fire ribbons, fishnet, flower fairy's, foo fighters, food, g-strings, gaff tape, geeking, geeks, geology, giving up smoking, glitter, goth, guys in eyeliner, handcuffs, heaters, hell pizza, herpe?, homeofpoi, horror flicks, invader zim, kayaking, killing inanimate objects, kissing, linux, luggage, lying male hating, monty python, moose?, mounding, munting, my cell phone, my other personality, my own cooking, nakedness, natural born killers, new zealand, nipples, oral sex, penguins, perl, physics, piercings, pixar, pole dancing, polyurethane condoms, porsche's, pr0n, practicing mating skills, pretentious guitar solos, pvc, queers, radio hauraki, random instrument playing, rats, reading, red dwarf, rm -rf /bin/laden, roller skating, satanism, screaming, setting alight random objects, sex, sexy people, sheep, sheri s tepper, showers, skanking, starfig newton, straightjackets, taiji, terry pratchett, thunderstorms, tormenting people, userfriendly, vodka, warcraft 3, woman
Schools:
Maidstone Intermediate - Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1991 - 1992)Upper Hutt College - Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1993 - 1997)
Music and Audio Institute of New Zealand (mainz) - Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand (Aotearoa) (1998)
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